Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Home Buying Experience

First 6 months: Eh? Who needs savings we got 6 months!
First request for documentation: "Hey Misty, that paper, the one I was using to support my soda, wher'd it go?"
First Appointment with the home builder: Me: "So, ya gonna dig the hole or what?"
First Appointment for home fitting: Me: "I can totally build that, you don't need to finance a furnace" Misty: " A hole in the wall, and a make shift chimney doesn't mean its a furnace."
2ND Home fitting meeting: Misty: "Do you like this color with this color to match that color?" Me: "it's fine, can I go now?"
Final Finance Meeting: Me: "Mr. owl, exactly how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop" Finance Guy: 30 years @ 6% $5,800.00 down.
Signing away our lives for 30 years.... priceless

What was your experience?

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Greatful.... Bah Humbug!

I don't want to be grateful, I want to sleep and watch football. I want to rest with a cold soda, club sandwich, and watch football. I want to listen to my mp3 player, relax with a cold soda, club sandwich and flip though the judge Judy on t.v. I don't want to pack, move, work, sell stuff, find stuff, be nice, clip Zach or Kamrynn's toe nails, serve, waiter, family mover guy, kid russ'lin, and friends of the kids kick them out exterminator person. No, I don't want to do any of these things lately. All the things that bring me joy now are terrible things. Things like watching old You Tube episodes of the Red-Green show, or things that suck up my time like blog reading or posting when in fact I should be concentrating on other important things. No, I do not want to have to fax, e-mail, listen to my boss, or run another inventory cycle count. No, I don't want to have to gather up important papers, run to freaking Idaho twice in a week, or try to make arraignments to get out of work when right now work sounds GREAT! Yes, I want a cold soda, good football game, and a club sandwich. No, I do not want to work on finding out any of the great mysteries of the universe, I just want a cold soda, club sandwich, and a good night's sleep. Maybe I will listen one more time as the mortgage guy says, "yeah Dave, I need a copy of your W-2 from 1985" or I need another copy of bla bla bla even though you sent that to me yesterday. No I don't want to answer your gospel question in Sunday school, I just want to listen. No, don't ask me to be Joseph in the play, I am not an actor or singer, or transformer. Yes, I am a Grinch green all over this year but sometime soon the sun will come out again, and I will be ready for that time with a cold soda, club sandwich, and a good time at hand.

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