Local News and Weather

Checking out the local news and weather report is how we celebrate a victory of kids actually going to bed and asleep, Zach rarely gives us any trouble, but that Scorpio girl of ours is just the opposite and has the ability to turn into a night owl. Back to the news, Dan Pope, Marti, Kevin, and all the stand by's for weekends. The transition from news to weather to sports is the true entertainment. I don't exactly know what it is, but the hype and the drama about the possibility of having to use Google Earth to "pin point" a snow flake in my neighborhood gives me a much needed laugh. How all the news stations let me know how important it is to "know before you go" like that is going to get me out of work, "hollo boss, yeah it's me Dave, listen I now know before I go so I won't be coming into work." They use catchy phrases like "4-Warn Weather" and "Live 5 VIPOR" oooh, ahhh, and the weekend stand in's I know they just found that guy or girl off of Cougar Beat or UTAH NOW shows.
It is mostly entertaining and interesting to see the folly in the reporting of the "local news" that Bill Gephart and Debbie Ker-plak-istan are top notch. After the weather I like to make a nice club sandwich with pickle and watch Arrested Develpment re-runs with Misty.

Thankful day

More over I want to thank that kid in 5Th grade who's last name was Butt, yes you read right, his name was John Buttz. I would scan a photo from my year book but eh, anyway I wanted to finally thank John Buttz because he took the heat off of me when I was in Mrs. Pelton's class, in the which I got busted by the bully kid Paul Thaxton, (I could probably find him on some sex offender list now) picking my nose and wiping the content under my desk. Yep, I got ridiculed for digging for buggers. You see when I got busted John was sitting a ways from me, minding his own business, just when Paul began to rally up the class to pulverize me with jokes of nose pick 'n, there I was like a puppet on a string I was in his hands. I could see what Paul was about to say, those words, bugger picker! I almost saw his mouth form the words just as John Buttz let out a loud and nosy fart. You see during our lunch it was pizza day and for some reason the pizza didn't fit well with John just like his last name. Something had to give, and thankfully it was John. I never got to say thanks, so I sit here tonight enjoying a soda and packing boxes getting ready for moving day. Today I say thanks. Now didn't that just about sound like one of those Budweiser commercial men of genius.

I do want to thank some people who are important in my life. Mom, thanks for being so strong when you don't want to be. Brian, dude, I know your reading this at some point you need to know that I love you. Ann, common girl come spend some time with your bro in Utah. Gary, tuff times call for strength and thanks for not being a wimp. My cousins, Ha! I love you guys too even though I think Travis is going to be the next Uni-bomber sorry dude I think its in your gene code. Heather (Gary's wife) your good people, it is nice of you to take care of other people's kids, I am sure you and Gary would be good foster parents. You should look into that.
Finally to Misty, thanks babe.

Everclean - by far the Greatest Boy Band - better than KISS

Sons of Provo has been a crack up for a long time but lately I have just been laughing listening to the soundtrack a few too many times in a row. Play it 'til you kill it right?