Excess Body Hair
I think I have a new phobia, Trichopathophobia or fear of excess body hair. Persons with hudge amounts of unkept facial hair need to know that I wig out. Who needs nightmares when you can have images of nasty nose hair. Handlebar mustaches bug me too.
My next phobia really isn't a phobia as much as a problem with the people that other people may or may not look up too. I oppose each one.
1. Al Sharpton “White folks was [sic] in caves while we was building empires.... We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.” Sharpton defended his comments by noting that the term "homo" was not homophobic but added that he no longer uses the term. Sharpton has since called for an end to homophobia in the African-American community.
2.Rush Limpnuts. Talk-radio titan Rush Limbaugh is being investigated for allegedly buying thousands of addictive painkillers from a black-market drug ring.The moralizing motormouth was turned in by his former housekeeper - who says she was Limbaugh's pill supplier for four years.Wilma Cline, 42, says Limbaugh was hooked on the potent prescription drugs OxyContin, Lorcet and hydrocodone - and went through detox twice.
I have more on all this but lame things going across my mind right now so I think it best that I stop. Nose hair it's not pretty. Al, Rush, Bill O'Riley, Sean, Glen,
all you a$$ hats that think you know better for our country, and for me keep sitting on your butts talking on the radio how you know better then the elected officials just baffles my mind. Stay on your butts, and keep selling more New York steak, promote more useful products like Just For Men and stay out of politics.
Okay I am done. Really, I think public school is stupid too. Zach can just about read 3rd. grade books and yet his teacher thinks he should be reading one word, yes really one word books. I really can't wait for PTA, so I slipped a note in his homework asking the teacher to challenge him, she must have gotten the note because he has harder books to read from. I asked for it, but I know Zach can do it.
I want a New York steak now.
I want a New York steak now.
6 comments:
I have a hard time with politicians since there's really no requirement to be elected other than being popular or having enough money to con people into thinking you're somebody you're not. I'd much rather listen to someone smart and eloquent enough to entertain people 3 hours a day, 5 days a week, with ideas that resonate with a majority of Americans than listen to soundbites from uneducated, unqualified, elitist iconoclasts that have no desire other than to build and preserve their own personal fortune.
But that's just me.
Thanks Dan, in the end it is about the entertainment value. I just feel cheated when I hear about how this country is being ruined by one political party or another. It's like being told what to do and how to do it without anyone taking real action.
I like a good T-Bone from time to time.
But seriously folks, those people are just charecters. THEY ARE NOT REAL.
Good for you for asking Zacks teacher to challange him. You may have just saved his education.
Dave, Dave,
You are right. Too much talky talky. Dan is right,too. But there is also no requirement to be an on-air politcal personality other than being outrageous enough to get ratings, whether you believe what you're saying or not, and annoying enough to make half the people infuriated and the other half mock the infuriated ones. It's just fun. Like a carnival.
Thank's all for your comments, it is after all entertainment. Where does one find the real news? Not Grant and Amanda please no!
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