Avenged by wrist rocket
Tonight as a family we decided to ride our bikes together, sometimes it is a chore and not a recreation on account that we have a speedy boy and a cruiser girl. It can make for a tuff outing although Kam, made it up the big hill almost by herself. We left our digs to venture out and get away from the diving bird. It will swoosh you, try to talon you with it's little feet. Along our travels I noticed one of the boys that Misty and i use to substitute teach in primary, his name is Aaron, he is about 8-9 years old and had a b-b gun! So I hired Aaron to come shoot the bird. We went onward with our ride, after an agreement/contract to kill the bird was made. When we finished our ride and came home I saw feathers on our roof all good signs that the bird was swimming with the fishes. Not so, our neighbor, pulled out his wrist rocket and plucked that bird out of the sky! He said it had flown off and that it had lost a lot of feathers. Maybe the bird is finally swimming with the fishes or it went to get more thugs from the west side to really do us in? Also we have a duck nesting in our pine tree. Our place of living is becoming the National Geographic Wild Kingdom or something.
4 comments:
I do not condone this behavior or terrorizing the bird, psycho and the danger to our children that she may be.
i'm pretty sure peta would not be happy with you! but, way to go!!
No birds were endangered during the making of this blog.
I hate starlings. Of all of God's creations, these birds have pegged me as danger and swoop down on me like I had a giant bullseye for a head.
You won't go to hell if you paid some neighborhood kid $5 bucks to try to shoot a bird will you?
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