stephine plumb

Misty did I spell this right? I am not known for my grammer and spelling skills, but that is one of the reasons I married Misty. Last night Misty comes home at midnight, I am waiting for her on the living room couch watching the last half of a crappy Conan O'Brien show when I hear the garage door crack open and the words "are you decent" come from behind. I think, am I decent? That could mean so much, do others consider me decent? Does the Queen of England think I am decent? What must one do to become "decent"? Should there be qualifications, education, or just clothes involved? I also thought what does my wife think I am, Hugh Heffnier lounging around in my smoker's jacket waiting to get some hot action? Decent, eh? From behind the door Misty walks into the room with Lara and they mention tamales, and Stephine Plumb. Stephine Plumb has been the focus of many a conversation these past few months. Stephine Plumb can't vote, can't read, can't wipe her own butt, why you say? Because she isn't real, she doesn't exist and will never really exist. Stephine Plumb is a character in a book that Lara and Misty have enjoyed reading about. Adventures galore because she is a bounty hunter, a worthless bounty hunter who can't seem to close any deal except ones that involve sex with Ranger and Marelli. I have really no point to make, no real problems with Stephine Plumb. I am glad that Misty and Lara find the books interesting and funny. I was just a little taken back on the "are you decent" remark.