This Was Too Good To Pass Up
BREAKING NEWS: Burley bank robbed, suspect escapes on bicycle
Maybe the Burley Vise Squad can put this guy back on the force. Deputy Fife: "Here at 'the Rock,' we have two basic rules. Memorize them so you can say them in your sleep. Rule One: Obey all rules! Second, do not write on the walls...as it takes a lot of work...to erase writing...off of walls."
http://www.southidahopress.com/
How crappy is this? I know right now in Burley there are at least five little old blue haired ladies gathered around a kitchen table squwaking all about it, as if it was a Golden Girls episode! This will make news in Burley last a few days of good investigative reporting. I especially love this line was cut and paste note: this crap ain't made up. From the story, quote: "Police are looking for a Hispanic male who is 5 feet 5 inches tall and about 25 years old. He was wearing glasses and a black felt "Indiana-Jones type" hat. The man was dresses in a red sleeveless shirt with a white tee-shirt underneath and black shoes. He left the bank riding a red bicycle." Watch out he's on bike, probably something he stole from a freckled faced kid.
Ha! Classic. Burley news, it's like Debbie Gervonahump from KSL investigative writing!
My gut hurts. Oh, man breathe slowly. Almost as good as Senator Graig I am not gay speech!
2 comments:
Yeah I read that in the paper when Heather was getting ready to go deliver them. we are such a po dunk town. this guy gets away on a bike. can you belive that?
yes we are excited for you guys to come with us to the rodeo. its going to be a blast.
next week for Ro-Day-o as my dad would say. I am looking forward to the food and the rodeo clowns. Something funny about a little man getting tossed around by a 1200 lbs. animal!
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